They were all just wobbling around. Pleading with me with needy eyes and palpitating hearts. Come help, they said. So I did. Like the good natured fellow I am. I first show Mary to rock a beautiful voice to a tune. Then I show the guy with the beard to look like the violin really knifed his heart. I positioned the guitar players to recess on a couch. Told them to look slightly bored and absolutely cool. I sang the song a few times and then Mary got the drift. So I left. And they did something very special. Damn.
Okay, I am lying. What a great song! But you will be wondering whether this weirdo did not perhaps do the trick initially…Ha ha!
